yo momma's definitions

Jerry Lawler

Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".

J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!

King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!

by Yo Momma December 28, 2004

Ariel Sharon

A game of Sharon played in the air.

Hey Joe, lets go play some Ariel Sharon.

by Yo Momma November 25, 2004

Rice

Mostly a Honda Civic that's worth a grand cause it's a 93 dx...with altezza's and 4 grand worth of rims and tires, and a 3 grand paint job with 2 grand woth of stickers and a tomatoe can for an exhaust...with the SPEAKER blow off valve, under the hood.

"Hey man I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 Hp so now I have 110 Hp"

by Yo Momma October 19, 2003

kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.

If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004

menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

by yo momma November 27, 2004

sailing

The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

I'm gonna go sailing

by yo momma December 4, 2003