Urban Dictionary: Definitions by yes juanito yes

swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

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celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

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dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014

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lovertoy

Something fun to play with when you with fuck buddy. A shared sex toy.

Please, pass the lovertoy.

by yes juanito yes October 31, 2014

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shizzle da frizzle dizzle

shut the front door

Whaaaaaattttt!!????!

Shut the front door, mother fucker!

Shizzle da frizzle dizzle, mizzle fizzle!

by yes juanito yes December 27, 2016

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The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.

Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."

Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

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