The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.
Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."
Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"
Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."
Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."
by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014
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"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."
by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014
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1) The extreme rollercoaster experience was definitely exciteful.
2) “I’m totally aroused now,” beamed Sam excitefully.
3) We are in a state of excitefulness after reaching the peak.
2) “I’m totally aroused now,” beamed Sam excitefully.
3) We are in a state of excitefulness after reaching the peak.
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"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."
by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012
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