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pyroterrorism 

The use of fire to terrorize people.

Wildfires set by arsonists plagued the city, so we had to evacuate. Leaders called it pyroterrorism.

pyroterrorism by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

you broke it, you bought it by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

seal breaker

The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.

"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."

"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.

seal breaker by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016

Number 200

A massive poop (BM). It's a relief to excrete a big dump sometimes.

Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm proud to announce that I delivered Chipotle child number 200 to the world!

Number 200 by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 

Beauty rating 4 chicks. 10 is the best. Zero is insufficient information),

My quirky girlfriend asked me to define 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

It's a beauty rating scale. She is a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2. She says the same thing about me!

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), by yes juanito yes October 3, 2016

yqy 

you quirky you.

a person or their behavior that is odd but cool.

That was yqy when you showed your punk rock ass at homecoming,

yqy by yes juanito yes October 1, 2016

dense breast 

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

dense breast by yes juanito yes September 30, 2016