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A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.
by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015
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It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
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Get the shizzle da frizzle dizzle mug.The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
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