schadenfreude fart

Getting pleasure in watching others respond to flatus that is intentionally left behind in a shared or confined space.

The ticket line is one of the best places to schadenfreude fart.

After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

deep freeze

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.

Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.

by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

pet tie

Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.

I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 08, 2014

Gumby shoulders

The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.

"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."

by yes juanito yes August 16, 2014

Lamar Odom Coma

State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.

I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.

by yes juanito yes December 08, 2015

rubber crumbs

Small granules of recycled tires used to pad artificial turf athletic fields or playground surfaces. The crumbs are a bigger and softer than grains of sand. A good way to use recycled used tires.

"I could feel rubber crumbs flying around my legs when I ran the 40-yard dash in my flip-flops."

by yes juanito yes October 23, 2014