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ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.
by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
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recycletude

An individual's, a family's, or an organization's attitude toward recycling. This may include the approach toward recycling of materials; or penchant for shopping at thrift/consignment stores, or participating in garage/yard sales.
Our neighbors had great recycletude: they always filled their recycling bin to the rim, they usually shopped at thrift stores, and they held regular and well-attended yard sales.

Origin (as far as I know): Universal Furnishings & Offerings (U.F.O.) is an eclectic home decor store in Phoenix AZ. The owner, Leonardo, told me that he created the word (among many others). The word is on the price-tag of all items for sale in the store. I believe that he would agree with the definition I have written and submitted above.
by yes juanito yes January 11, 2012
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deathcare workers

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.
From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’
by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020
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clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”
Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”
by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021
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feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014
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deep freeze

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.
Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.
by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014
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schadenfreude fart

Getting pleasure in watching others respond to flatus that is intentionally left behind in a shared or confined space.
The ticket line is one of the best places to schadenfreude fart.

After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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