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Gumby shoulders
The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.
"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."
Gumby shoulders by yes juanito yes August 16, 2014
Californiaphile
An individual who loves the State of California. S/he has a great fondness for the state's culture, land and people. The person doesn't necessarily live there, but has usually been there at least once.
Californiaphile by yes juanito yes August 16, 2014
southern accent
The manner of speech from someone from the American South. The intonation, word connection, and pronunciation are combined in a distinctive way.
southern accent by yes juanito yes August 9, 2014
blasted off
To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.
blasted off by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
distracted driving
Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.
distracted driving by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
bald by choice
A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
bald by choice by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
rearranging my sock drawer
Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
rearranging my sock drawer by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014