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Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.

Examples:

"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."

"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."

Other examples:

"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."

"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."

I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.

That was yqy when you showed your punk rock ass at homecoming,

My quirky girlfriend asked me to define 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

It's a beauty rating scale. She is a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2. She says the same thing about me!