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Gumby shoulders 

The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.
"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."

Californiaphile 

An individual who loves the State of California. S/he has a great fondness for the state's culture, land and people. The person doesn't necessarily live there, but has usually been there at least once.
"I have a friend in Europe who is a Californiaphile. He loves everything about California."

southern accent 

The manner of speech from someone from the American South. The intonation, word connection, and pronunciation are combined in a distinctive way.
"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."

blasted off 

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.
"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."
blasted off by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.
Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

bald by choice 

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

rearranging my sock drawer 

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."