text tight ass

A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.

Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Jealousy Photo

When you take a person with someone or a group of people purely for the sake of posting on social media to make an ex jealous

Check out this hot guy in this jealousy photo that Kim just posted on Instagram

by yakkity yak December 22, 2014

Boomhower Syndrome

When a person is hard to understand much like the character Boomhower on King of the Hill

Kristy- Last night Jeff drunk dialed me and I could only understand about every fifth word he said
Deb - Oh, he had a case of Boomhower Syndrome

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Retail Whore

Someone who gives it up for material gifts

Nikki is a retail whore, buying her a Michael Kors purse is a guaranteed lay.

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014