Definitions by xiaovenforever
bisexual mess
person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes
bisexual mess by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
lesbian
person #1: do you kin anyone from my hero academia?
person #2: i kin kirishima. he's just so relatable
person #1: you're lesbian then
person #2: *lesbian panick*
person #2: i kin kirishima. he's just so relatable
person #1: you're lesbian then
person #2: *lesbian panick*
lesbian by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
kokichi stan
most of the time they're scary as fuck. some of the time they're also saiouma stans (which makes them twice as scary). probably lie a lot and have trust issues with literally anyone. they think they act like kokichi but they're actually mostly just annoying, plus they unironically say "nishishi" sometimes with makes everyone around them die. they pretend that being annoying is cute and funny and they love doing it but they probably just feel insecure about themselves and so lonely. also, there's a chance that they're gay as fuck, just like kokichi. some of them call kokichi "gay uwu shy panta boy" which is very cringe because he's not like that.
kokichi stan by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
toxic shipper
someone who forces a ship they like on other people and hates on people who don't like it. most of the time, they're either horny little fucks or people who think their ship is canon. these people will purposefully find art/headcanons/fanfic for a ship they hate just to fuck everyone up in the comments. they are disgusting pieces of shit, and they ruin the fandom.
person #1: i really like komamiki... i think it's a great ship but you don't have to ship it, just wanted to let you guys know that they're an otp for me
person #2: omg i don't ship them but they're cute
person #3: ew no komamiki is toxic! komahina and band aid are canon!!1!!!!1!1!
person #1: i'm sorry i guess you're right
person #2: shut the fuck up, person #3 is a toxic shipper. don't listen to them
(btw i ship komahina and band aid don't attack me lol. i actually just think the stans are scary as fuck)
person #2: omg i don't ship them but they're cute
person #3: ew no komamiki is toxic! komahina and band aid are canon!!1!!!!1!1!
person #1: i'm sorry i guess you're right
person #2: shut the fuck up, person #3 is a toxic shipper. don't listen to them
(btw i ship komahina and band aid don't attack me lol. i actually just think the stans are scary as fuck)
toxic shipper by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
shipping wars
a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.
person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
shipping wars by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022