x BILKO x's definitions

LBGTQIA

An acronym that stands for; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual.

This basically means anyone who plays Mr. Potato head with either their genitals or sexuality, or both.

"Terrance and i went to the LBGTQIA rally last night, it was sooooo amazzzing."

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

by x BILKO x September 6, 2016

Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.

Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

She-Penis

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.

Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016