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An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Get the Trumpkin mug.A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.
Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
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Get the Trumpkin mug.When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"
John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
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Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
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