Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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by x BILKO x October 13, 2016
1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."
Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016
The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.
Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!
by x BILKO x September 28, 2016