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criss angel

The best ilusionist ever! (Despite what other people may tell you.)

Watch Criss Angel on A&E at 10:00 P.M., like i do!

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.

The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

No!

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

cock hanger

When your dick tilts to the left or the right so you cant pee straight

I pissed all over the bathrooom yester cause i had a bad cock hanger!

by Word Master123 August 26, 2006

THUG

An abreveation for Tony Hawk's Underground 1 or 2

I own THUG 1 and 2 for PS 2

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006