Definitions by wonton2

Bleachable Moment 

A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.

That time I crapped my pants while taking an oral exam was a truly bleachable moment in my life.

Bleachable Moment by Wonton2 October 18, 2014

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

Deja crap by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

Positive energy solution 

A plan or system that produces more energy than it uses while at the same time provides necessary products or services. Farming is the historic example. Solar panels, wind turbines and concentrated solar are also, but using new technology. So is biofuels.

Without a positive energy solution for the Western countries, economic collapse is a certainty.

Positive energy solution by Wonton2 April 29, 2013

mining for gold 

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.

Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.

mining for gold by Wonton2 January 7, 2013

Ideninity

A contraction of the words 'identity' and 'infinity'.

Who/what you are when you are one with the universe.

Last night I dropped a lot of acid and became one with the universe. I discovered my ideninity.

Ideninity by Wonton2 March 2, 2012

metatation 

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

metatation by Wonton2 October 21, 2011

'Beaner

climber slang for carabiner. term generally used by a more experienced crowd of climbers.

ahh fuck, my 'beaner broke.

'Beaner by wonton2 June 11, 2010