jackpot

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.
Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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mullet over

When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Let me mullet over and I'll let you know.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Regret

When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.
Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.
by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011
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kissing Willie Nelson

I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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satutory rape

Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.
My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i
by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011
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Vagivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink vagina.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a vagivore
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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amateur porn special effects

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.
I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.
by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011
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