lophisticated

To be unsophisticated,unrefined,uncultured or simple. To have no class.

Breaking up with your girl by text message or e-mail is pretty lophisticated.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

extreme logging

This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.

We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Juvenile Detention Facility

Where most niggas spend their academic years

Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

or get your robot to do it

A smart-ass reply to a question that means "YES" because there is no alternative.

Do you want ME to to mow the lawn?-- Yes. Or get your robot to do it.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

bridge mix

Small round turds that resemble Brach's tasty candy treat.Usually girl poop.

The wife filled the toilet bowl with bridge mix

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011