absduction

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.

I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011

wrong holed

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"

This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.

by wolfbait51 May 02, 2011

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

jackpot

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.

Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.

by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011

sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.

As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.

by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011