Clive talkin'

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.

Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?

by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011

Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011

corn titties

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".

That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

token white

That one white guy on a professional sports team

Football and basketball are predominantly black and baseball is primarily Puerto Rican and Cuban except for the occasional token white.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

polar rotation

When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.

I had the ole lady's tits in full polar rotation last night.

by wolfbait51 April 27, 2011

lophisticated

To be unsophisticated,unrefined,uncultured or simple. To have no class.

Breaking up with your girl by text message or e-mail is pretty lophisticated.

by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011