The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.
by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011
When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
contemplating a bowel movement
by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011
A traditional delicacy of native Alaskans,is stink flipper, or stink meat—walrus flippers which have been buried in the sand and left to marinate in their own juices for a number of months,after which it is dug up and thoroughly cooked and consumed. Featured in an episode of Flying Wild Alaska on the Discovery Channel.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.
What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.
by wolfbait51 March 07, 2011
The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.
You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011