Definitions by wolfbait51
first class Indian train ticket
Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.
I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.
first class Indian train ticket by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
anal sex shopping list
A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.
According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.
anal sex shopping list by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
Gotcha Covered
A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.
Gotcha Covered by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
hillbilly honeymoon
When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.
hillbilly honeymoon by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
robin's nest
What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
robin's nest by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
heels and buns
That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.
heels and buns by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Señor Rita
You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
Señor Rita by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011