frieddoughsexual

A person who has urges towards fried dough products, especially doughnuts. Frieddoughsexuals are usually males with small penises because only the whole in the center of the doughnut is tight enough around.

The Freshman class nicknamed Joey Mr. Sprinkles upon finding out he was a frieddoughsexual.

by wizard lizard November 10, 2008

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard March 28, 2014

Thrash hiccup

A particularly violent kind of hiccup that causes one to thrash in a certain direction, usually backwards.

Bob had a case of the thrash hiccups during his presentation, it didn't go very well.

by Wizard Lizard January 28, 2015

Human Grindipede

Noun:
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.

"Billy was scarred for life after his first school dance because he had witnessed a human grindipede"

"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"

by Wizard Lizard October 01, 2014