Definitions by wise man

courtesy cough 

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

courtesy cough by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Plerchk 

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.

Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!

Plerchk by Wise Man October 7, 2003

pob 

Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.

Peh - ooh - beh

pob by Wise Man October 6, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

porridge by Wise Man October 2, 2003

Burbury Prick

Teenage rude boys who wear burbury caps at such a steep angle the peak is vertical. They usually hang around in large packs. Other notable attributes include cigarette behind the ear, greasy hair, his mums jewellery, an earing, a sky blue hooded top and a 25cc moped.

Look at that bunch of burbury pricks, bet they're not so brave when they aren't 'hangin' with 40 of their 'bruvvas'

Burbury Prick by Wise Man October 2, 2003

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

swerve by Wise Man October 2, 2003

chip

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.

1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!

chip by Wise Man October 2, 2003