wise guy's definitions

chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003

perfect

a word that describes a thing that someone exactly desires.

if your underwater and cant breathe, swim above the water level and inhale some oxygen. ahhhh perfect

by wise guy October 7, 2004

murtuza

The smartest , sexiest , and the most intellectual wise guy ever to walk on the face of the earth

Bill gates is Murtuza

by wise guy January 4, 2005