Definitions by wise guy

murtuza 

The smartest , sexiest , and the most intellectual wise guy ever to walk on the face of the earth

Bill gates is Murtuza

murtuza by wise guy January 4, 2005

perfect 

a word that describes a thing that someone exactly desires.

if your underwater and cant breathe, swim above the water level and inhale some oxygen. ahhhh perfect

perfect by wise guy October 7, 2004

chicken jerking 

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

chicken jerking by Wise Guy July 20, 2003