oogle

To observe something in awe.

We went to Best Buy to oogle at the digital camcorders.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

Sploogle

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.

I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.

by Wilson April 21, 2005

stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by wilson March 01, 2005

Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005

pound

1. Poet that emigrates from USA an goes mad to the bone. 2. One who usually wants to emulate Walt Whitman 3. Man in a cage. 4. Nazi.

My english teacher is great: he´s a pound!

by Wilson January 28, 2004

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

slanky

Slang for "penis".

She totally wants my slanky.

by Wilson October 10, 2003