Axle Grease

any stiff pomade for the hair

at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.

by William Warney April 23, 2011

All reet

variant pronounciation of "all right"

All reet! I'm glad you got it.

by William Warney December 01, 2010

Early bright

the first daylight of the morning; Dawn.

Let's wait until early bright and then we go.

by William Warney July 26, 2009

A.G.

the Attorney General:

Head of the United States Department of Justice and chief law officer of the Federal government. The Attorney General represents the United States in legal matters, oversees federal prosecutors, and provides legal advice to the President and to heads of executive governmental departments. Each state also has an attorney general, responsible for advising the governor and state agencies and departments about legal issues, and overseeing state prosecuting attorneys.

A.G. is the person who clarifies the meaning of existing laws.

by William Warney July 14, 2009

hacked

irritated, exhausted.

"Man , ah` am completely hacked"

by William Warney July 07, 2009

Back

the musical accompaniment given a jazzman doing a solo.

_ Yo Yo, ah need some back when ah do da solo what 'chew thinkin' man?

- otay, let's try ag'in !!! what 'chew trippin foo'

by William Warney April 23, 2011

Axe

Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.

- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.

by William Warney April 23, 2011