william the wallace's definitions

Oasis

Nothing new here, caught the interest of Pubescent boys back in the mid 90's with Recycled Beatles riffs and melodies,and riding on the backs of giants they became very sucessful for a little while.Recent Songs are instantly forgetable,should soon be touring on the Butlins Holiday camp tour.Oh and Doesn't Liam look like Parker From Thunderbirds!
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur

Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur

by william the wallace March 14, 2006

Ernie

nickname for a milkman
''The Fastest Milkman in the West'', a uk no1 for Benny Hill in 1970.

Ernie 'and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west'

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

Bard

Celtic Word pertaining to individuals who are masters in the arts, music, story telling etc, as indeed the Celts were. Rabbie Burns Is a good Example of a Bard. Shakespeare on the other hand is not, as he is an English Twat who wrote boring and historically innacurate Plays

The Bard Is Celtic
skakespeare is not!
Google search Bard and see whats on top!

by william the wallace April 14, 2006

Scotland

Scotland
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect. Scotland Rocks!

Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!

Scotland is way Nicer Than England

by william the wallace July 16, 2008

clydebuilt

Term Once applied Meaning 'Quality', refers to the once thriving Shipbuilding industry on the River ClydeIn Scotland GreenockClydebankGlasgowwhere home to most of the Clyde Shipyards

Had the Titanic been Clydebuilt it would still be afloat!
''I thought it was built in Ireland?''
Yea! nuff said!

by william the wallace March 3, 2006