raging waters

A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.

5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

by william joseph hemmington January 21, 2006

ese

a latina girl's boyfriend sancho

Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!

by William Joseph Hemmington November 19, 2005

flip

v.to turn things around and around

Please flip the pancake.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington August 14, 2005

japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

by william joseph hemmington January 21, 2006