william joseph hemmington's definitions

rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

calo

A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.

El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

spain

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Eagle Rock

A small yet delightfully tacky town in between Pasadena and Glendale. It is highly multicultural consisting of 50% phillipeanos, 30% mexicans,19% whites, and 1% of others. A common belief is that if you live below Eagle Rock Blvd., you live in the crappier part of Eagle Rock. There MAY be some truth to that.

Eagle Rock Elementary boy: I live below Eagle Rock Blvd. because it's the poorer part of town.
Rockdale Boy: This school is small therefore giving children that learn in smaller classrooms the benefit of the doubt.
St. Dominics kid: I go to a school with a 5 out of 10 point grade. We desperately need a better education and the teachers take over the glory of the kids who go to good schools. Our junior high math department sucks. Wait until high school to be enlightened.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

()=========D

a series of designs to create a penis

a picture of a penis

by william joseph hemmington June 21, 2006

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004