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Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.
Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Dick Binge

When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.
Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!
by will bitten August 17, 2017
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Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Teeth Optional

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
by will bitten September 20, 2017
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Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.
Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!
by will bitten September 18, 2016
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Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.
by will bitten December 19, 2016
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