will bitten's definitions

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016

Tat Knuck

A person who has letters tattooed on their knuckles that may or may not form a word.

This Tat Knuck fuck was making my Shwarma and I saw Love and Hate on each hand. Dude decide.

by will bitten May 26, 2018

LuluLemonade

When an obese woman is trying to exercise in LuluLemon pants and it creates a giant wet stain down the crack of her ass.

"This 300lb woman was in front of me at the gym stretching and I noticed her ass sweating so much she had LuluLemonade!"

by will bitten October 9, 2016

Heidi Date

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

by will bitten January 23, 2017

Jail Smell

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"

by will bitten January 5, 2017

Rotten Molars

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

by will bitten October 2, 2016