will bitten's definitions

Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.

I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.

by will bitten October 20, 2017

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Mash the Drain

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.

"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."

by will bitten October 6, 2016

Si

Having a sign language rap battle.

Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Loosened his Vowels

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016