Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 07, 2017

Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!

by will bitten July 22, 2017

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 06, 2017