will bitten's definitions

Slurpindickular

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.

Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.

by will bitten October 4, 2018

Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

by will bitten October 26, 2017

A little AIDS

A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.

"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Hot Young Chine

Usually a pack of young Asian schoolgirls in last year of High School and/or first year College or University.

" Dude did you see all the Hot Young Chine at the Food Court?!!!"
" Yeah..I want Chinese take out LOL"

by will bitten March 8, 2018

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Cabeeb

Assuming that every Cab Driver who is Middle Eastern has the first name of Habeeb/Habib. The word is a combination of Cab and first name.

I grabbed a Taxi and Cabeeb took me downtown.

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017