will bitten's definitions

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Chum Bucket

When a girl menstruates in the pool, lake or any body of water.

Dude #1 " What the fuck is that red shit in the Pool?"
Dude#2 " Oh some chick is on the rag."
Dude#1 " Get her the fuck out! That Chum Bucket might attract a Shark!"

by will bitten July 23, 2017

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016

hendren

a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.

my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.

by will bitten September 17, 2016

The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.

by will bitten January 25, 2017

Squadren

A series of strategically floating battleshit Hendren.

As I snapped off some Hendren into the water, they formed into a formidable Squadren.

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Going Cosby

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.

"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"

by will bitten December 3, 2016