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by will bitten December 7, 2019
Get the Face Fucking mug.When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.
Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.
by will bitten October 4, 2018
Get the Slurpindickular mug.When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.
Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.
by will bitten June 30, 2018
Get the Bar Tourettes mug.When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.
I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.
by will bitten May 29, 2018
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Get the Tat Knuck mug.A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.
Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"
by will bitten May 2, 2018
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