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by will bitten January 5, 2017
Get the Allahtosismug. It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
by will bitten March 6, 2017
Get the 3/4 Stancemug. Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
by will bitten December 21, 2016
Get the Deaf Jammug. Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!
by will bitten August 20, 2017
Get the Drunk Plansmug. When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.
Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
by will bitten September 14, 2017
Get the Churchill Facemug. When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
by will bitten September 20, 2017
Get the Teeth Optionalmug. When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.
Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!
by will bitten August 17, 2017
Get the Dick Bingemug.