Definitions by will bitten

Face Fucking 

I dont understand these bunch of Millennials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

I dont understand these bunch of Millenials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

Face Fucking by will bitten December 7, 2019

Slurpindickular 

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.

Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.

Slurpindickular by will bitten October 4, 2018

Bar Tourettes 

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

Bar Tourettes by will bitten June 30, 2018

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

Shot Selection by will bitten May 29, 2018

Tat Knuck 

A person who has letters tattooed on their knuckles that may or may not form a word.

This Tat Knuck fuck was making my Shwarma and I saw Love and Hate on each hand. Dude decide.

Tat Knuck by will bitten May 26, 2018

Music Crouton 

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

Music Crouton by will bitten May 2, 2018

Basketball Hands 

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.

" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"

Basketball Hands by will bitten April 20, 2018