will bitten's definitions

hendren

a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.

my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.

by will bitten September 17, 2016

The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.

by will bitten January 25, 2017

Going Cosby

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.

"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"

by will bitten December 3, 2016

Jesus Gypsy

When a person attends Sunday Church Service and passes off the Collection Plate without putting a cent on it thus receiving a sermon for free like a dirty Gypsy.

Reverend Sharpton was preaching up a storm as the Collection Plate was getting full with $20 bills. Ol' Otis just dished it off to the next person without even blinking twice. Everyone knows he's a Jesus Gypsy and won't drop a dime.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Dummy Tit

Another name for a baby's pacifier.

Baby Huey wouldn't stop crying until his mom jammed a Dummy Tit in his yap.

by will bitten March 8, 2017

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Ageless Beauty

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.

The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!

by will bitten October 2, 2016