5 definitions by wild chewbacca

hansel and grundle

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.

Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!

by wild chewbacca November 23, 2011

1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.

Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"

by wild chewbacca August 23, 2011

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

Being in a bad spot where things officially can't seem to get any worse.

Congratulations, we've just arrived in "deuceville" and you my friend, are the mayor.

by wild chewbacca November 12, 2011

A solid deuce followed by an unexpected gusher of explosive diarrhea.

I thought I just had to drop a digger, but instead I ripped the biscuits and gravy!

by wild chewbacca November 12, 2011