poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

hairy water

pubes in the drain

My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016