Urban Dictionary: Definitions by whoisgary

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

boner train by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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Imma go use the squat house right quick.

squat house by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

poon cruise by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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vomiting

He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.

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Im giving myself a mean dirty cork right about now.

dirty cork by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

sloppy paul by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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