whoisgary's definitions

squat house

a bathroom

Imma go use the squat house right quick.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dirty cork

a thumb in a butthole

Im giving myself a mean dirty cork right about now.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016