Definitions by whoisgary

hairy water 

pubes in the drain

My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.

hairy water by whoisgary November 14, 2016

squat house 

a bathroom

Imma go use the squat house right quick.

squat house by whoisgary November 14, 2016

poon cruise 

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

poon cruise by whoisgary November 14, 2016

throwing turnips 

vomiting

He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.

throwing turnips by whoisgary November 14, 2016

sloppy paul 

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

sloppy paul by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dirty cork 

a thumb in a butthole

Im giving myself a mean dirty cork right about now.

dirty cork by whoisgary November 14, 2016