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squat house

Imma go use the squat house right quick.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the squat housemug.

dirty cork

Im giving myself a mean dirty cork right about now.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the dirty corkmug.

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the dong magnetmug.

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end
I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
by whoisgary November 29, 2016
mugGet the toe bunglemug.

choade chanclas

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the choade chanclasmug.

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse
Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.
by whoisgary November 29, 2016
mugGet the jesus windowmug.

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