whodey's definitions

blog

A recent and disturbing trend on the internet. A blog lets people easily post comments onto a webpage. While blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. These people have such massive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. Even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. They just feed the egos of the "bloggers" and encourage them to continue posting nonsense. Hopefully, "blogging" will turn out to be just a fad that passes quickly.

tim: Hey i just set up a blog on my website.
joe: What have you written in it?
tim: Oh just some random drivel.
joe: Sounds like the typical blog.
tim: Yeah, but plenty of people will still read it, and that will make me feel special.
joe: That's sad.
tim: I know.

by whodey July 16, 2004

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

whodey

Cooler way of saying "who's there"

(knock, knock)
"Whodey?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

dd

due diligence (research into all aspects of a certain topic)

Dude #1: "Hey man, should I buy stock in XYZ company?"
Dude #2: "Dude, do your own DD."

by whodey June 16, 2004

dpp

double pussy penetration. seen in some porn where 2 guys put their cocks into a woman's pussy at the same time. presumably the guys must be gay too, as no straight man would have their dick touch another guy's dick.

damn that girl's pussy must be loose, she's not even screaming as she takes that dpp!

by whodey June 15, 2004

ho

A way of pronouncing the word "whore". Just like "floor" can be pronounced "flo", and "hardcore" can be pronounced "hardco", and "door" can be pronounced "doe".

English teacher: "How do you spell 'whore'?"
Student: "W-H-O-R-E"
English teacher: "And how do you pronounce 'whore'?"
Student: "Ho."

by whodey June 15, 2004

represent

A word that has been so overused in rap songs, that it has lost all meaning.

Typical rap lyrics: "Represent, represent, represent, represent. Represent, represent, represent, represent..."

by whodey June 15, 2004