whiskymack's definitions

Deuce

(1)
an approximate measure of 200 pounds
(2)
to defecate (as in doing a 'number two')
(3)
one of the four number 2 cards in a standard deck of playing cards

(1)
- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
(2)
- Dude, we've got to pull over, I've had to drop a deuce since Hoboken!
(3)
Seeng that deuce on the river was nice, it made my straight!

by whiskymack September 22, 2005

Nirvana

One of the most overrated rock bands ever. PERIOD... How is it that sub-par 4-chord guitar playing and screamed vocals could be taken for anything else?
A phenomenon spun out of a single novelty song that filled a void in a lame musical landscape.

- "Shame about Kurt and Nirvana eh Doctor Lecter?"
- "Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere"

by whiskymack November 25, 2004

f'show

For sure

'you tappin that azz?'
'yeah, f'show boi! you know me'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

suit it n' boot it

To get dressed up to the nines and head out for a night on the town

'Aiite fella, get yourself all Gucci'd up. Tonight we're gonna suit it n' boot it!'

by whiskymack February 19, 2004

foosty

Of Scottish/Glaswegian derivation: rotten, gone bad

'Oi David, sniff the milk and see if its foosty'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

by whiskymack July 14, 2004

dunnae

Of Scottish derivation: means 'don't know'

'What time is the rugby match on?'
'Ach mate, I dunnae'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004