bizurd

a mixture of bizarre and absurd

The millionaires squid skin seat covers and cobra head stick shift struck me as rather bizurd.

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Wierd

An even weirder weird.

Dude, wierd.

by whatever. whatever May 17, 2009

Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019

Mondangle

To casually and suggestively approach someone.

So I was dancing and this guy mondangles his way over here...it was annoying!

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Z'

A contraction for this is + ______

z'awesome.

Dude, z'awesome weed.

by whatever. whatever July 03, 2011

Diggle

A tickle deep inside of you.

When he was with me he really made me diggle.

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Whatever

To whatever somebody is to drive by someone, slow down, say whatever, and drive away.

{pull up to somebody. say whatever. speed away}

by whatever. whatever September 01, 2010