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two puck of shaku 

2pac shakur made into a food/.blank#variations of beep.
Just trying to making his name sound like "two pots of sha-kur", "two pack of shaku", "tupah shakoo", "too pasha screw", or whatever else so long as it makes an impression.
"To park cha car" could be made into "Tupak shakaah", which sounds like the rappers name
?: What are those sl(O_o)ts for?
!: Tupak shakaah!
An annoying beep sound that probably is tired of censoring cusswords (cuz swords). Lazy by nature unlike the ordinary beeps. Sounds like biyatch with a "hpp" instead of "tch". Often comes at inapproprite times (meaning at different times than the actual cussword(s) it's supposed to be covering
You are a gay mofo.
Fucbbeiahpp shibbeiahpp
asshbbeiahpp. Suck my gbbeiahppt dick!

nardified 

Hey, watch your... - eh-bleh-bleh-ble-eh - First of all watch your language and also watch the way you're putting things here.
Wait a minute, what's that mean anyway?
The wax with nard cream? Ehuh? Iiiyh!
I'll nardify the next time I'll come across the word ''nardified'' from someone else. Not you #2, not you Goldmember...
A song by d12 that I don't realized th at hit em up iii is only a part of and "mention my daughter's name" is another part.
But it sounds like a rerecord cause their voices sound clumsier than hit em up iii itself. So whadou thank huh?
Also, an asshole who forfeits and never wins
I would hate to say that George Bush is not a quitter (with Iraq).
A homi-like way of calling your cousin or budy in the hood while smoking some awesome shit or just as a joke
thug 1: Hey, jimme! Jimstermeister, wazza!
thug 2: Hey, my name aint Jimmy, fuckface!
thug 1: I know...
thug 2: Are u high?
thug 1: Yeaman wazza!

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Comere, yooou! 

what you say when you mean business
like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach
A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!