Jod

how people who pronounce gif as "jif" pronounce god

dude : Hey Jod, let me in!
God: sends dude to hell

by what kinda name is soap January 27, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

smoking is gay

some shit health nuts say when you smoke a ciggy in their faces

“Disclaimer: Smoking is gay”

by what kinda name is soap August 25, 2023

greece

debt

greece is beautiful but its in a lot of debt

by what kinda name is soap March 26, 2023

minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.

Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon

by what kinda name is soap May 18, 2023

peter

The guy who happens to work at every single factory in the world and manages to violate company regulations every time.

Peter what the fuck are you doing to the sprinkles!?

by what kinda name is soap April 07, 2023

10,000 dollars

minimum amount you have to pay for healthcare in america
spelled ten thousand dollars if you want to be specific

patient: i have a wound
doctor: that'll be 10,000 dollars

by what kinda name is soap October 18, 2022