Chamberpot

A pot with handle for urination etc,kept under bed

Harry knew the chamberpot's secrets were number one and number two, but lately he's discovered number three.

by Webstepz January 03, 2007

arborphilia

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

by webstepz January 31, 2007