What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.
A 7 foot something woman who set records for most dudes fucked by a female. She is believed to have wilt chamberlain beat, but there are no legitimate sources to verify these claims.
A sexual act in which you mix semen and breast milk in an anus then suck the contents out with a straw. The feces already in the anus mix with the semen and breast milk to make a rusty brown color, similar to an old chamber pot. Ideally this would be mixed inside a pregnant woman's rectum, she would also provide the breast milk. The chamber pot should not be confused with shrimp boat, even though the two are very similar.
Cindy wanted me to do a chamber pot last night so I gave it a try.
Chamberpotting is the act of using self-made piss jugs as bio-chemical weapons. This word can relate to any piss-jug attack, but is most commonly used to describe a duel between chamberpotters, where piss-jugs are propelled at one another over long distance. These duels can end after first blood is drawn, or can persist to the death.
"Mans' I have a fookin black belt in chamberpotting, I'll fuck you right up"
A fart that has entered the “chamber” when it first reaches the zone where one can either push it out like a man or hold it in like an absolute wimp. To ChamberPush is to immediately push said fart out the moment it enters the chamber with a reckless disregard for those around you and without a moment’s hesitation. There is no thought involved, it is automatic. This is why it must be one word. To put a space between the two words may mislead one to believe there is a millisecond of consideration between the two occurrences. A fart entering the chamber is similar to the trigger of a loaded gun being pulled. There is absolutely no doubt as to what happens next 100% of the time.
Dude...after 3 bean burritos and a nacho grande I could only chamberpush that bad boy out. There was no stopping it!!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.