weave's definitions

ovariological fortitude

feminine moxy

She displayed a lot of ovariological fortitude on the basketball court tonight.

by weave March 18, 2003

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

fam

the ebonic term for saying hello to a close loved one or another term for a person you get along dearly with

Hey, what up fam? What be crackin', son?

by weave March 22, 2003

Nickeldick, adjective

Of infinitesimal value, penny ante, small, trivial, unimportant, trifling.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.

This year's losses compared to last was nickeldick, cousin!

by weave July 15, 2003

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.

When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

by weave October 7, 2003

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS

(of a woman, of course): having an ample, yet mesmerizing pair of breasticles and a booty that is so round, tight, and curvaceous that you would crawl three miles over broken glass to use the bitch's shit as toothpaste.

Beeyonce is, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
one of the most bustluscious and bootylicious divas of our time. J-Lo?
Grow a pair of tits, wench!

by weave September 24, 2003