lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.
After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
by weave April 02, 2003
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WT

Look at all the WT in WalMart today...the trailer parks must be empty!
by weave March 21, 2003
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DIRT SLEEVE

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!
by weave November 10, 2003
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SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
by weave August 26, 2003
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foo foo

men's cologne or after shave.
Man! Rich is smelling like a French whore...way too much foo-foo.
by weave March 28, 2003
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HIRCISMUS

an odious stench emanating from your underarms; stanky axillae.
The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.
by weave September 20, 2003
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Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.
Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!
by weave July 17, 2003
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