21 definitions by wallis and futuna islands

Urethritis

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

slod-pocket

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

my hairy balls

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

dick nose

used by Monty Python in a movie

hey dick nose

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

crabs

these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.

Hey Steve, do you want to see my crabs?

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

I am Ready For Hot Lovin'

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.

hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands September 17, 2007