2 definitions by wagwan piff
George Kinsman is the kind of fella to lick a camels arse just to get out of sex. Yes you heard me right. He tries to avoid sex at all cost. He is the biggest fucking virgin alive. Also he is known to be small. He might say being small will allow him to move quickly. But the only thing he can move quickly into is 13 year old girls DM's. Oh an not to mention his dick is tiny. I've seen it. It's tiny and wrinkly!!!!!! Lets be honest this fella will only make it as a cleaner at Mc Donalds. Not even the fucking cashier. Then he will probably slip on his own trackies because he also thinks he is as hard as nails. And choke on his wrinkly fingers
*In African voice* Dad: Ah ah our son is a fucking disgrace.. Mum: Ah ah, he is chatting up 13 year old girls... Dad: He's a fucking George Kinsman. Ah ah
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019