von groovy's definitions
To masturbate.
After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.
by von groovy May 26, 2017
Get the secular handshakemug. A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.
Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.
by von groovy July 31, 2017
Get the carnivore carnivalmug. After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
Get the took matters into my own handsmug. This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.
Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"
by von groovy August 27, 2024
Get the Heard of the Daymug. Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...
by von groovy September 14, 2019
Get the gravity gravymug. This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.
Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
by von groovy June 21, 2024
Get the Gay White Sharkmug. Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
Get the sieg smilemug.