Definitions by von groovy

certainstance 

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

certainstance by von groovy September 15, 2017

screenburnt 

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

screenburnt by von groovy September 15, 2017

cross the sauce 

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.

Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.

cross the sauce by von groovy September 15, 2017

bathing the bone 

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

bathing the bone by von groovy September 15, 2017

scored the sinslide 

This can have two meanings. One is simply and FINALLY getting to having sex with someone you have wanted to for some time after overcoming many obstacles. The other meaning is rating the act of the sinslide afterwards.

Willie: I finally got to scoring the sinslide with Rach!
Bronk: Well, from the sounds of it you are stoked to have finally scored the sinslide, but seems like you would have scored the sinslide with a positive rating!

scored the sinslide by von groovy September 15, 2017

jacksnot 

Another term for semen. It's the snot that is produced from jacking off.

Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.

jacksnot by von groovy September 15, 2017

nuttermilk 

Obviously semen.

Natia could not get over how much Gil's nuttermilk tasted like buttermilk.

nuttermilk by von groovy September 8, 2017