Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.
by von groovy July 20, 2017
This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
by von groovy September 03, 2024
the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
by von groovy June 15, 2019
Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
by von groovy August 04, 2024
Kerri: "Can you believe that Andrea's grandma is from Haiti? She doesn't look like it, but she qualified for that grant because of it."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."
by von groovy March 23, 2019
This is a term for something that is very short in nature and is clicked upon online. People will often state that they read something online and act as though it was detailed and provided a great deal of information fiction or non.
Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! I read the most interesting story last night. It was fascinating!"
Peggy: "You read? Like a story? Did you go to the library?"
Brenda: "Oh no! I read it online on my phone. It was on who'scushingwho.com."
Peggy: "Oh. Clicklit. Probably took you 12 seconds."
Brenda: "How did you know? Am I that predictable?"
Peggy: "You know the answer already."
Peggy: "You read? Like a story? Did you go to the library?"
Brenda: "Oh no! I read it online on my phone. It was on who'scushingwho.com."
Peggy: "Oh. Clicklit. Probably took you 12 seconds."
Brenda: "How did you know? Am I that predictable?"
Peggy: "You know the answer already."
by von groovy September 05, 2024
The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.
by von groovy June 09, 2019