The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
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tantrumic

Acting like a lil' bitch when you don't get your way - displaying a tantrum
Kelly was so tantrumic when she had to wait in line for more than 3 minutes
by von groovy April 05, 2019
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flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.
Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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cowhard

Someone who is a coward who is working really hard at it - an exceptional scaredy cat.
Randi: "Oh look there's Blaze. Why is he running away from that rabbit?"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"
by von groovy June 27, 2024
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alsohole

Well, you know. There's always somewhere else to go to lick or stick... These are trying times. It can be anyone's.
Mandy and Brody were getting pretty into it when they mutually mentioned the option of the alsohole and both said yes to their own. It made things awkward and then sexy!!!
by von groovy July 28, 2024
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subarude

The quality of being an overly rude and selfish driver of a Subaru car.
Smalls was rolling through town when he was cut off by a subarude driver.
by von groovy July 20, 2019
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you're not enough

This is a mantra to tell yourself of when things don't go the way you'd like them to with someone. Because if you were enough then things would be going the way you'd like them to.
As Danny sat waiting for a texted response that would never arrive from Nora, he appropriately coached himself out loud with "you're not enough."
by von groovy September 13, 2024
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