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Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
Get the new england hand chowder mug.The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.
After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
Get the kissapointed mug.The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
Get the as welcome as cancer mug.A code emoji used to signify something sexual, inappropriate, and possibly illegal. They are used in online classified ads, texts, and whenever people are afraid/lazy to communicate directly.
Caroline: OMG! I was just texting with Bobo and he sent me a coji of dental floss! What does that even mean?
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
by von groovy May 29, 2017
Get the coji mug.When a person is exposed by themselves or others as transgender or transsexual. Depending upon how and where it happens, it can be a difficult or wonderful experience.
Alfred was transexposed by Kent in P.E. class. Everyone thought Kent was a real piece of shite and beat him with socks filled bars of soap. Kent later had the nerve to ask Alfred for some of his makeup to conceal the bruises. Alfred declined.
by von groovy June 23, 2017
Get the transexposed mug.Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.
Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
by von groovy July 6, 2024
Get the treasure cave mug.When a series of mishandled events happen wherein each successive event is more horrific than the previous one.
Candy remarked that she thought forgetting her credit card would not have been that big of a deal to buy some smokes that night. Little did she know it would set off a comedy of terrors where she would have to prostitute herself to a chlamydia-riddled Albanian transvestite in front of her father just to get her car out of impound to rescue the infant in her trunk.
by von groovy May 19, 2017
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