Pre - C

This indicates time before the Corona virus - Pre- C. It was not the best time, but it was much better than the present.

Ashley:" I really wanted to go to spend the night sharing my experiences with my followers! I'm so upset!!!"
Homeless guy: "Shut up!! You're still livin' Pre - C, baby. Those days are over....!!!"

by von groovy March 21, 2020

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 03, 2017

dickshamer

Any person who intentionally shames a penis when it is in the crucial stage of beginning pleasure

Allison thought it was cute to be a dickshamer and rile a guy up only to send him to a place of probable impotence just for kicks

by von groovy May 10, 2019

vegain

The term used when someone tries to go vegan again but cannot succeed due to laziness and/or they cannot give up shoving animal products into their mouths.

Babs: Did you hear about Fay?
Mabel: No, I did not.
Babs: She pulled another vegain and she lasted 3 days.
Mabel: Worthless. I bet it involved custard.
Babs: Bingo!!

by von groovy May 20, 2017

drug attic

This is when you are at the peak of your drug addiction hence you are in the attic of the house of your addiction. You can get no higher with your addiction and it is fabulous! It's not fabulous at all. You're a drug addict and your life revolves around drugs and nothing else matters as much…

Tony: "Hey! Jimmie is a mess! He can't break away from the H or the F or the C. He's a total addict. We gotta help him!"
Petey: " I got an idea. We'll help him. He's in the drug attic stage. It's now or never. We'll help him, but first I gotta get to the horse track, pick up some scratch off's, and watch three straight hours of porn on my phone in my car. I'll be over."

by von groovy September 17, 2024

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

irracist

An irrational racist. One who insults and throws great hate upon a certain race, but behaves like its people and definitely has sex with and marries them.

Dude: Did you hear Theo saying how much he hates all Latinos?
Guy: Yeah, he's an insane irracist 'cause he certainly has no problem making babies with them.

by von groovy May 17, 2017