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toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.
The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...
by von groovy May 11, 2019
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President Hate

The term for a president who is filled with hate and is hated by so many. This person is polarizing and exhausts almost everyone. It is only rational to give this nickname to this official.
Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"
by von groovy September 16, 2025
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appropriatist

A person who constantly falsely accuses others of appropriating other people's cultures when they are not.
Brian: I can't stand Helen! Who does she think she is wearing that tunic? She's a white girl from Queens! She's trying to pass as someone from the Middle East or something. What a phony!
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
by von groovy June 10, 2017
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kiss of bliss

This is the name of the act of performing cunnilingus by anyone who is so lucky to be able to do it. It's a wonderfully mesmerizing act that all consenting adults should engage in - often.
As Melanie removed her panties, Miquel was finally presented with all he had fantasied about for months. His passion and devotion to only pleasing Melanie allowed him the ability to bestow the best kiss of bliss that had been given in his city for three years and the first of many he would give to her. They would both never be the same.
by von groovy June 19, 2024
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brought the beast

The act of truly behaving like a wild beast during sex which both pleases and harms the other.
Leona was terrified to crawl out of bed and walk to the kitchen in front of Lewis. She knew she would not be able to walk normally and it would be painful since he really brought the beast tonight. She's have to wait until he fell asleep to get the ice pack out of the freezer.
by von groovy June 25, 2017
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6th grade disappointment

The type of disappointment that you feel like your life is over, it is end times and you are feeling so desperate that there will be no tomorrow.
Cynthia saw that Brian had liked Shannon's post about violent Koala bears. She felt the wrath of 6th grade disappointment as an 11th grader and began her exploration of depression and self-medication.
by von groovy August 27, 2017
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shaiming

The act of aiming humiliation and negativity towards someone in order to shame them. Or you could just call it being shitty.
Abigail had been shaiming at Mollie all night long. Mollie wasn't having it and started shaiming back. Abigail felt so ashamed her heaving crying led to her puking into her purse. Mollie sat amused and victorious.
by von groovy August 12, 2019
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