211 definitions by von groovy

erotic north

The direction an erect penis goes in the way a compass always goes toward magnetic north.

Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.

by von groovy July 20, 2017

candybar bark

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

by von groovy June 15, 2019

licorice disc

a vinyl record.

Shawn was amped to get home and play his new licorice disc because his mom would hate it

by von groovy June 1, 2019

ifriendity

Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.

While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.

by von groovy August 18, 2017

big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

love gettin's

Why gettin' some love! The act of making love.

Mark: Me and Margie were gettin' some love gettin's last night and that's why I forgot to get the paper. Sorry, mom.
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!

by von groovy June 16, 2017

lieracial

The act of choosing to claim a racial heritage that is not one's own to socially benefit them.

Kerri: "Can you believe that Andrea's grandma is from Haiti? She doesn't look like it, but she qualified for that grant because of it."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."

by von groovy March 23, 2019