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transexposed

When a person is exposed by themselves or others as transgender or transsexual. Depending upon how and where it happens, it can be a difficult or wonderful experience.
Alfred was transexposed by Kent in P.E. class. Everyone thought Kent was a real piece of shite and beat him with socks filled bars of soap. Kent later had the nerve to ask Alfred for some of his makeup to conceal the bruises. Alfred declined.
by von groovy June 23, 2017
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assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.
Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!
by von groovy August 27, 2017
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vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.
Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow
Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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shedictable

This is a term for a woman who behaves in a very predictable manner. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE NEGATIVE. However, it typically is used in that way.
Arnie: "Did you hear what happened to Ryan?"
Lex: "No, but you'll probably tell me."
Arnie: "Yeah, man. I dish all day. Ryan and Polly were at the pool party and bouncy Becky was there. And snap!"
Lex: "Say no more, Polly is shedictable if nothing else. Ryan needs to just lose that beard and get with Paul."
by von groovy September 5, 2024
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Right on Red

This is the term that people use to describe engaging in fornicating of sorts when one or both partners are menstruating. Or if you're in 6th grade - somebody or both bodies are on their period. It can be exclaimed before the fun begins too!
As Benjamin was preparing to get a taste of Brandy's monthly flavor, he cheered, "Right on Red!"
Katie was speaking with Matt about her break-up with Kayla and he asked her what happened. Katie stated, "She wouldn't go Right on Red." Matt smirked and announced that he would. Katie laughed and called him a dude.
by von groovy September 21, 2025
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sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
by von groovy July 12, 2024
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