von groovy's definitions

Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.

Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by von groovy March 5, 2025

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

to speak in cursive

The way of speaking where every word flows out in a poetic and passionate manner. To speak in this way can be used to seduce potential lovers.

Violet thought that Brett was a bore until he began to speak in cursive to her and soon she was ready to give in to him.

by von groovy August 4, 2017

feews

Combination of feelings and news - Social Media. A sickening and pathetic way to learn about the way the world is through social media considering people who use it lie, exaggerate, and ignore the facts.

Dude: I don't listen to Hoagie anymore. He don't know squat.
Guy: Why's that?
Dude: He gets all his information from the feews. He now insists the world is flat cause some jackholes in Utah posted it so.
Guy: Yeah, he's dim. Where's Utah?
Dude: Hoagie says it's in Iraq.

by von groovy May 19, 2017

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

norph

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

lickled

the act of getting tickled by someone's tongue

Sandy loved getting lickled

by von groovy September 15, 2019