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The apocollapse is coming soon - you hear, all y'spelling-challenged people - apocollapse is coming and it's gona destroy the www - whole wide world
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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In wrting to avoid spelling out the cliche. Can also be used in speaking as www is known and in this case we get a subtle variation on the original www - the internet thing.
In wrting to avoid spelling out the cliche. Can also be used in speaking as www is known and in this case we get a subtle variation on the original www - the internet thing.
The apocollapse is coming and it's gonna go destroy the www - yeah, the whole wide world, the world wide web, and all. Take care, you read it here, first.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
Get the www mug.When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
Get the song-boarding mug.You mean you don't like Mick Jagger, as in the Rolling Stones? You're so 1950s. They are a blast and you... you...musicneanderthal, you just committed a blastfemy and may your iPod be invaded by Neil Diamond songs.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
Get the blastfemy mug.A (singing): So you think you can tell/heaven from hell/blue skies from pain...
B: Wo dat?
A: Pink Floyd.
B (clueless): Pink...
A: Just cut it, man, stick with Perry Como - you know, catch a falling star...(to himself) Such a neanderthal, tuneless...yesss, that's it, tuneanderthal, difficult to say though.
B: Wo dat?
A: Pink Floyd.
B (clueless): Pink...
A: Just cut it, man, stick with Perry Como - you know, catch a falling star...(to himself) Such a neanderthal, tuneless...yesss, that's it, tuneanderthal, difficult to say though.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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The last act of anything done, time to move on.
The last act of anything done, time to move on.
by vivauganda January 19, 2011
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