Diapertribe

From diatribe and diaper = a long and windy speech from an infantile mind.

It was a long meandering speech signifying nothing and diapertribe came to my mind

by vivauganda April 24, 2019

we straight

Obama said this at the caffe, didn't he: We straight: after paying the bill?

The last act of anything done, time to move on.

Wrote a whole chapter today, sent it off to the publisher...we straight.

by vivauganda January 19, 2011

FBeanderthal

One who still hasn't joined the Facebook.
Pronunciation: As one word.
Amalgam of FB and neanderthal.

A: She posted the photos on Facebook.
B: You mean that new fad? I bet she'll send them around by email.
A: Email - that like gruntmail, already, and you, you are...well...(to himself) such an FBeanderthal!

by vivauganda January 23, 2011

magnanimouse

Someone whose magnanimity stops outside his pocket.

He made a big speech at the fund-raiser and then hid like a magnanimouse when they came around with the hat.

by vivauganda December 22, 2010

writerpreneur

A person who will churn out 600 words on any subject against a payment.

He'll write fast, for or against as per your wish, for cash. Just a writerpreneur.

by vivauganda June 02, 2019

frothcoming

It's a deliberate tyop on forthcoming, as for a book, left uncorrected, to signal a possible reaction to it from a certain person in the form of froth-at-the-mouth hate and jealousy.

A: Mr Author, is your book still forthcoming?
B: Yesss.
A: Who's gonna buy it?
B: About ten people minus you.
A: It'll fail.
B: Sure it will.
A: Good luck!
B: Good luck, eh, with all that froth in your mouth? Sure my book'll be forthcoming soon and then it'll be frothcoming, so wipe your mouth now.

by vivauganda July 14, 2011

hypathetical

An argument based on a pathetic hypothesis. Generally by argumen (sic). Something simply not raisinable (sic).

Sure there'd be a shortage of pork if pigs could fly: That's hypathetical.

by vivauganda April 30, 2013