Definitions by vivauganda
apocollapse
The apocollapse is coming soon - you hear, all y'spelling-challenged people - apocollapse is coming and it's gona destroy the www - whole wide world
apocollapse by vivauganda January 21, 2011
www
Short for whole wide world.
In wrting to avoid spelling out the cliche. Can also be used in speaking as www is known and in this case we get a subtle variation on the original www - the internet thing.
In wrting to avoid spelling out the cliche. Can also be used in speaking as www is known and in this case we get a subtle variation on the original www - the internet thing.
The apocollapse is coming and it's gonna go destroy the www - yeah, the whole wide world, the world wide web, and all. Take care, you read it here, first.
www by vivauganda January 21, 2011
Neil Platinum
When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
Neil Platinum by vivauganda January 21, 2011
song-boarding
Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.
When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.
song-boarding by vivauganda January 21, 2011
blastfemy
You mean you don't like Mick Jagger, as in the Rolling Stones? You're so 1950s. They are a blast and you... you...musicneanderthal, you just committed a blastfemy and may your iPod be invaded by Neil Diamond songs.
blastfemy by vivauganda January 21, 2011
tuneanderthal
A (singing): So you think you can tell/heaven from hell/blue skies from pain...
B: Wo dat?
A: Pink Floyd.
B (clueless): Pink...
A: Just cut it, man, stick with Perry Como - you know, catch a falling star...(to himself) Such a neanderthal, tuneless...yesss, that's it, tuneanderthal, difficult to say though.
B: Wo dat?
A: Pink Floyd.
B (clueless): Pink...
A: Just cut it, man, stick with Perry Como - you know, catch a falling star...(to himself) Such a neanderthal, tuneless...yesss, that's it, tuneanderthal, difficult to say though.
tuneanderthal by vivauganda January 21, 2011
we straight
Obama said this at the caffe, didn't he: We straight: after paying the bill?
The last act of anything done, time to move on.
The last act of anything done, time to move on.
we straight by vivauganda January 19, 2011