by vivauganda December 12, 2010
When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
by vivauganda January 20, 2011
One who still hasn't joined the Facebook.
Pronunciation: As one word.
Amalgam of FB and neanderthal.
Pronunciation: As one word.
Amalgam of FB and neanderthal.
A: She posted the photos on Facebook.
B: You mean that new fad? I bet she'll send them around by email.
A: Email - that like gruntmail, already, and you, you are...well...(to himself) such an FBeanderthal!
B: You mean that new fad? I bet she'll send them around by email.
A: Email - that like gruntmail, already, and you, you are...well...(to himself) such an FBeanderthal!
by vivauganda January 22, 2011
1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.
B: Why don't you stay at home more often?
2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
B: Why don't you stay at home more often?
2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
by vivauganda February 02, 2011
Frontal assets used by the fairer gender to entrap one of the opposite gender to carry out espionage for an enemy country.
by vivauganda May 27, 2019
It's a deliberate tyop on forthcoming, as for a book, left uncorrected, to signal a possible reaction to it from a certain person in the form of froth-at-the-mouth hate and jealousy.
A: Mr Author, is your book still forthcoming?
B: Yesss.
A: Who's gonna buy it?
B: About ten people minus you.
A: It'll fail.
B: Sure it will.
A: Good luck!
B: Good luck, eh, with all that froth in your mouth? Sure my book'll be forthcoming soon and then it'll be frothcoming, so wipe your mouth now.
B: Yesss.
A: Who's gonna buy it?
B: About ten people minus you.
A: It'll fail.
B: Sure it will.
A: Good luck!
B: Good luck, eh, with all that froth in your mouth? Sure my book'll be forthcoming soon and then it'll be frothcoming, so wipe your mouth now.
by vivauganda July 14, 2011
The apocollapse is coming soon - you hear, all y'spelling-challenged people - apocollapse is coming and it's gona destroy the www - whole wide world
by vivauganda January 20, 2011