Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team

Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts

by Vincent January 31, 2005

tuck fexas

A clever saying used by Oklahomans to show their envy.

I attend the University of Texas-Norman. Tuck fexas!

by Vincent December 18, 2003

f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

by Vincent May 16, 2004

hoofta

An exlamation...sorta like "wow"

"Hoofta, that fart is rank."

by vincent March 17, 2004

crapware

Another name for spyware...

There is much crapware on this PC from too much internet surfing.

by Vincent December 09, 2004

Hauck Unit

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.

Hauck Unit

by Vincent December 16, 2003

dusml

Do you see me laughing

AIM Buddy 1: hahahaha thats so funny
YOU: dusml

by Vincent April 21, 2004