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A woman or gay man so "cuntish" in behavior that she or he can only be insultingly described as a double-cunt (double-cunt) - parentheticals added as an alliteration to emphasize such doubly-cuntishly behavior (an homage to DoubleMint Gum). Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
Get the double-cunt (double-cunt) mug.Sexual intercourse that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture; a pity-fuck that's not gender-specific - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.
Synonym: courtesy suck
Synonym: courtesy suck
The old queen was corpulent and years past his prime, but the young twink took pity upon him and, much to the old man's delight, gave him a courtesy fuck that caused him to squeal in porcine delight.
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
Get the courtesy fuck mug.Massachusetts town for which Nabisco® 's classic fruit-filled cookie is named. The Fig Newton® celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1991; Nabisco® built a giant oven especially for the occasion to bake the world's largest cookie, over one city block long. Considering that Newton is a very Jewish burg, it does seem rather whacked that any corporation would build a giant oven there.
The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.
The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.
Newton, like neighboring Brookline, is a town full of over-cautious drivers who delight in sitting at red lights.
by Victor Felix December 28, 2005
Get the Newton mug.A kindly gesture by a woman blessed with an ample, shapely busom who allows someone obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as an erotic courtesy.
(Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.)
Synonym: courtesy suck
(Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.)
Synonym: courtesy suck
Claudius was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts that she, flattered by his attention to them, allowed him a courtesy suckle.
by Victor Felix September 19, 2005
Get the Courtesy Suckle mug.A perjorative term for someone so ugly, so exceedingly unattractive. that he or she is as "ugly as a butt" (a misnomer, since many buttocks are beautiful indeed). A popular teen-age slang term since the 80s, "butt-ugly" most probably began as military slang c. World War II. Probably because enlisted men found nothing attractive about another enlisted man's hairy, sweaty, very possibly pimpled butt!
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
Get the butt-ugly mug.Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"
by Victor Felix September 21, 2005
Get the jazz-hole mug.A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.
Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
by Victor Felix July 22, 2006
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