victor felix's definitions

coffee-breath

A form of visual odor involving someone who looks as if his or her breath always reeks of stale coffee.

Wide-mouthed sitcom star Valerie Harper has always looked like she's got perpetual coffee-breath.

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

shit-shute

In gay pulp porn, a euphemism for a bottom's rectum and colon.

Tony wanted Mickey to fuck him really hard, so he told him "I wanna feel your cock all the way up my shit-shute when you cum."

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

double-ugly

Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural.

One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.

"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

visual odor

Someone who looks as if he or she possess a definate and offensive smell, whether or not he or she actually does.

The countless moles covering Damon's body looked like splatters of excrement. The visual odor, needless to say, was overwhelming.

(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

MassArt

Short for Massachusetts College of Art, the second-oldest art school in America (after RISD, or Rhode Island School of Design). Founded in 1873, MassArt is one of the most highly-rated art colleges in the country, and Boston's leading institution of arts-based higher learning. It is also the only publicly-funded art school in America, though sadly that will probably change; out-of-state tuition is already prohibitive.

The famous photographer William Wegman, known to millions for his arty and witty portraits of dogs, was a graduate of MassArt. But he didn't receive much recognition while a student at the famously formal institution.

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

courtesy fuck

Sexual intercourse that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture; a pity-fuck that's not gender-specific - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonym: courtesy suck

The old queen was corpulent and years past his prime, but the young twink took pity upon him and, much to the old man's delight, gave him a courtesy fuck that caused him to squeal in porcine delight.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

Newton

Massachusetts town for which Nabisco® 's classic fruit-filled cookie is named. The Fig Newton® celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1991; Nabisco® built a giant oven especially for the occasion to bake the world's largest cookie, over one city block long. Considering that Newton is a very Jewish burg, it does seem rather whacked that any corporation would build a giant oven there.

The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.

Newton, like neighboring Brookline, is a town full of over-cautious drivers who delight in sitting at red lights.

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005