victor felix's definitions

omelet

A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.

Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."

by Victor Felix July 22, 2006

courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck

1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.

by Victor Felix September 27, 2005

shit-shute

In gay pulp porn, a euphemism for a bottom's rectum and colon.

Tony wanted Mickey to fuck him really hard, so he told him "I wanna feel your cock all the way up my shit-shute when you cum."

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

anal treat

A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.

When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck

Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

butt-ugly

A perjorative term for someone so ugly, so exceedingly unattractive. that he or she is as "ugly as a butt" (a misnomer, since many buttocks are beautiful indeed). A popular teen-age slang term since the 80s, "butt-ugly" most probably began as military slang c. World War II. Probably because enlisted men found nothing attractive about another enlisted man's hairy, sweaty, very possibly pimpled butt!

That dude is so butt-ugly that just the sight of him makes me wanna puke!

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

jazz-hole

The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.

Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005