vee are are schee's definitions

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

rainbow bridge

Where cats go when they die; this belief seems to be held by many cats on cat run websites.

Poor Thomas McToonsey is now playing across Rainbow Bridge now.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 6, 2005

secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

investimigate

To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.

There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.

"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

>o<

An emoticon of one yelling. The > < represent the closed tight eyes, generally, the o being the mouth. >o< and >O<, with differing capitilization of the o, represents different volumes of yelling.

In addition to adding energy to a sentence, it can be used to represent sarcastic overenthusiasm.

Serious;
coolj: You guys shut up for a minute and think >O<
Sarcastic;
bobbyk: I just got a new bike
ffingerlick: thats amazing i am horny because of that news >o<

by Vee Are Are Schee May 28, 2006

under there

Something you say to trick someone into saying underwear.

"Hey, what's that under there!
"Under where?"
"I just made you say underwear!"

by Vee Are Are Schee March 14, 2004

El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!

"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"

by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003