vee are are schee's definitions

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.

"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

under there

Something you say to trick someone into saying underwear.

"Hey, what's that under there!
"Under where?"
"I just made you say underwear!"

by Vee Are Are Schee March 14, 2004

rfolamo

An acronym meaning "Rolling floor on laughing ass my off."

Makes more sense than the "real" one is you think about it.

OMG I just fell into the CBER and the TMTP was like HKFL and I was like RFOLAMO and then he DWD and I was like KLILP

by Vee Are Are Schee October 5, 2004

HAPPY END

Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.

Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.

Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.

Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.

cooljj: and then it turned out it was an infection and my dog dies
hrrble: HAPPY END
cooljj: your an asshat
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And then the princess lived with the knight forever after and they had a thousand kids and they were all wonderfully smart and well behaved.
HAPPY END
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*internet shock thread showing a series of images of a cat being killed*
hrrbl posted : HAPPY END!

by Vee Are Are Schee July 30, 2008