van's definitions

fucketifuck

someone who is fucked up in the head or does crazy shit and is a crazy mofo.

This dude was soo fucketifucked that he went to the mental institution.

by Van July 4, 2004

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!

by VAN April 21, 2004

clex

Shortened word to describe the loving union between Clark Kent and Lex Luthor.

That clex scene was full of loving gazes and flirty smiles. Those two love each other so.

by Van December 20, 2003

MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

Hoss

Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.

(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).

Strong Mad @ www.homestarrunner.com is the perfect hoss.

"Raawr!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

chirags

Totally cool Indian dude who is locked in for the rest of the summer.

SQUEAKY SQUEAKY goes Chirags' pool cue.

by Van August 30, 2003

Chirags

The name for more than one Chirag (usually 4).

Here comes Chirags.

by Van August 19, 2003