car parlour

an establishment, especially a shop, that decorate cars intended for use on wedding occasions with flowers, ribbons, tinsel and other embellishments.

Take your car to the car parlour to get it made up as a bride.

by uttam maharjan July 08, 2010

cock-and-cunt joint

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.

The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.

by uttam maharjan December 06, 2010

golden greeting

an extra sum of money paid to a competent person who has been lured away from his/her organization into one's organization. Such an amount is paid initially, for instance at the time of signing a contract and is over and above the regular remuneration package.

We were able to woo the CEO of our rival company into our company by offering him a handsome golden greeting.

by uttam maharjan October 03, 2010

Maxwell's demon

a hypothetical being that could separate a mixture of hot and cold water into two compartments: hot and cold water, letting the hotter-than-average portion through a trapdoor between the compartments. Maxwell's demon challenges the second law of thermodynamics: when hot and cold water are mixed, it will reach an equilibrium middling temperature.

It has emerged that Maxwell's demon can covert information into energy.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

roboid

a human being that acts mechanically like a robot and that can do such work as cannot be done by an ordinary person.

He is a roboid. He can do work almost like a machine.

by uttam maharjan January 21, 2010

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

Ninjasu

the martial art as practised by Ninjas characterized by lighning speed, stealth, skilled use of weapons, chivalry and so on. The art also involves committing harakiri in defence of on’s family or clan.

Ninjasu defers from jujitsu.

by uttam maharjan July 10, 2012