wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.

He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

off the qt

openly. Antonym of on the qt (=secretly).

He does everything off the qt.

by uttam maharjan May 26, 2011

infanify

1. to put in a temple.
2. to show reverence towards; to respect.

1. They are going to infanify the stolen idol.
2. It behoves students to infanify their teachers.

by uttam maharjan October 23, 2011

xenograph

a document or text written in a foreign language.

I cannot read the article; it is written in Mandarin and hence a xenograph.

by uttam maharjan May 30, 2010

Louisie

a person from Louisiana.

A Louisie has dropped by to meet me.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012

shitopia

a very filthy place.

Kathmandu is a shitopia.

by uttam maharjan October 28, 2010

kleptophobe

one who abominates stealing.

I am a kleptophobe.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010