Definitions by userhandlegoeshere

SCP-069 

nice

"SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual."

"scp-069? nice"

"God damn it, Gabe. You ruined my SCP LARP."

SCP-069 by userhandlegoeshere September 4, 2021

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

1995/07/29 Build 

NO, DON'T LOOK IT UP, SAVE YOURSELF

What's a "1995/07/29 build"?

Bro, just forget about it, for all of our sakes

1995/07/29 Build by userhandlegoeshere July 9, 2021

dorime interimo adapare dorime ameno ameno latire latire mo dorime 

When something is so cursed that you have to call upon the holy realm.

"She was 18 in dog years"

dorime interimo adapare dorime ameno ameno latire latire mo dorime

dorime interimo adapare dorime ameno ameno latire latire mo dorime by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

bean astronaut 

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

bean astronaut by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh 

The greatest chess player to have ever lived. His chess knowledge is said to be beyond god's power.

Dude, that's GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh we're talking about, you should be afraid.

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh by userhandlegoeshere May 24, 2021

Useful Idiot 

The kind of people who defined this term just like how the term was popularized in the first place: propaganda.

It means someone who follows or supports an ideal or person without knowing what it/they represent(s).

Conservatives, by calling leftists "useful idiots", believe that they think the same way they do, but in reverse.

Useful Idiot by userhandlegoeshere December 21, 2020