urbandickchinairy's definitions

lollapalosers

The douchebags who invade Chicago on the weekend of Lollapalooza.

The train was crowded with Lollapalosers.

by urbandickchinairy August 5, 2007

bicycle frown

The opposite of a bicycle smile.

This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts.

Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!

by urbandickchinairy March 3, 2008

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

by urbandickchinairy February 9, 2008

baguette

a female version of douchebag

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008