Definitions by urban skidmarks

Shexit 

The mix of shit and Brexit

Shexit! This is what happens when you leave monkeys in charge.

Shexit by urban skidmarks September 8, 2020

Shexit 

The mix of shit and Brexit

Shexit! This is what happens when you leave monkeys in charge.

Shexit by urban skidmarks September 8, 2020

deep heat rodeo

To rub deep heat cream into the toilet seat and wait for a victim to take a shit then all hell breaks loose

Yeehaa!! Deep Heat Rodeo !!!!!

deep heat rodeo by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017

northern foghorn 

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!

Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!

northern foghorn by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017

spermadol 

A medication to cure the not tonight I've got a headache curse

Darling what is that white powder on your manhood?
It's okay love its Spermadol so your not tonight headache will be no more !!!

spermadol by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

cocksnot 

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

cocksnot by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

tadpole roulette 

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.

Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm

tadpole roulette by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016