JFK

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2008

Marilyn Monroe

1) Cute, talented, intelligent artist who died a bit too young.
2) Jeane-Harlow-like actress/singer/model.
3) The best body ever!
4) Intelligent high-school droput

"Idiots these days all try to look like Marilyn."

"Andy Warhol's shot Marilyns are a result of an idiot."

by Urban Dictionary July 12, 2004

KLR

An acronym which stands for Kazaa Lite Resurrection, a P2P file sharing client.

Man, I used KLR and then the RIAA beat me up!

by Urban Dictionary October 24, 2004

Horndog

An extremley horny guy

Rielly is a horndog around Sophia

by Urban Dictionary May 30, 2003

Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.

"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."

by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008

Kung Pow

greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me

"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"

by Urban Dictionary June 02, 2003

Clint Eastwood

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.

"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."

by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006