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Nazi Theory of Internet

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.

"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."

by Urban Dictionary April 10, 2007

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Mang

An asian way of saying man. Don't say mang if your not an asian. FOB's only!!!

TT: whaddup mang?
Kevin Smith: Hi there fellow citizen.

by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2003

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Kernhawg

The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.

Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.

noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.

by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006

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griswold

1. A young English boy's name.

2. A red, flavorless drink.

Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.

"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."

by Urban Dictionary February 3, 2008

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awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009

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