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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008
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S.D.M.F.

Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.
On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers
by Urban Dictionary July 21, 2005
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Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.
"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."
by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011
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Moak

a bad name for a hawaiian person. like the n word for a black person
that moak was so fat, he wore a coconut bra.
by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2005
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switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.
George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004
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Fiezer

A mixture between the words "fuck" and "shiezer"(actually spelt scheiser)
It is socially acceptable because it is also a drug company (pfizer)

I invented this word, oh, about two days ago. already it is being used by a multitude of people.
teacher- what are you doing out of class??
Drew- FIEZER!!!
teacher- WHAT??!
Drew- um, i need my medicine
teacher- what?
Drew- Im having an alergic reaction, i need my pfizer medication
teacher- oh really, what are you alergic to?
Drew- YOU, BITCH (<<oops)
by Urban Dictionary May 29, 2005
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hnq

I decided to hnq with Jessica last night... What a dumb cunt! She fell for it.
SCORE
by Urban Dictionary July 23, 2007
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