unskinny-bob's definitions

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

gookfucker

Someone (usually a white female) who is so obsessed with modern asian culture (anime, k-pop, etc) that they only date asian guys.

She is a gookfucker.

by unskinny-bob June 20, 2021

frogging

A sexual act whereby you put a frog down your pants, it hops against your genitals bringing you to orgasm.

I like frogging.

by unskinny-bob May 18, 2021

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021