Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 24, 2009

Confuzzled

In a terrible state on confusion.

PLEASE, don't use so many big words, you're making me confuzzled.

I don't know if he dumped me or not, I'm so confuzzled.

by uniPORN February 24, 2009